episode 4

technoboy was spinning, and the dance floor was going ecstatic at his feet. sweaty bodies moving as one with the beautiful sounds emanating from technoboy's sound system. the crown prince was entertaining the mongoloid and deep sea diver. he was oblivious to the fact that playgirl was missing. after finishing his 20th can of jolly shandy, crown prince was a little tipsy, and the volume of his proclaimations grew louder and louder.

the crown prince moved over to technoboy's technobooth, that was producing his technosound with technobeats. he motioned to technoboy to cut the music. technoboy looked a little peeved of, but who could argue with the prince? silence echoed through the halls of the large castle.

"i have a confession to make on the dance floor. i really dig playgirl and want to marry her. playgirl, please say yes."

applause throughout the crowd was not enough to hide the fact that playgirl was missing. soon people were shouting: playgirl, playgirl, but she was no where to be found. the crown prince then ordered a search party to be formed, but then playgirl appeared from a very dark corridor, her face flush, make up messed up, and she sounded like she was exercising.

"my prince, you were looking for me? i am so apologetic, i was in the washroom."

the crown prince looked relieved that playgirl was alright, and embraced her. he whispered into her ear, and her face lit up and annouced:

"of course i will marry you, my handsome crown prince. but i think it will only be most appropriate when you are king, you majesty."

"yes my dearest playgirl, anything you say."

and they walked off, crown prince in romantic bliss, and playgirl in physical bliss. as they turned the corner, playgirl turned her head and winked at girlfriend stealer. another success for girlfriend stealer.

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the LXG divided into 2 teams, team alpha and team bravo, with the individual strike teams of yoda and ydpa. jersey stayed with veg head in case anyone attacked the D12 van.

the mission of LXG was to do anything that would make the royalty look stupid, and make them know who did it.

ydpa, the biggest and hunkiest of the lot waltzed his way into the party, looking every bit the part of the royalty. with his smooth looks, nimble dance moves and greek sculpture body, he did not look a single hair out of place. he even had a few good friends at the party, namely the rock and hobbit.

yang di pertuan agong, master of disguise and espionage mixed in with the crowd. with a drink in his hand, and great pick up lines in his mind, he set out trying to impress some chicks. in the distance he saw a great silhouette, muscular, well built, he couldnt resist it. as he approach the silhouette, someone shouted:

"AGONG!"

ydpa turned and saw the rock and hobbit. for a second he felt like real royalty. afterall, he was teamates with the crown prince et al. and now he was together with his ole mates, he felt at one with being royal. his blood was blue, he was starting to believe. whatsmore, the chicks started coming to the table he was sitting at with hobbit and the rock.

"hey rock..."

"i'm not the rock anymore man, now people know me as the scorpion king. i am the king of this kingdom."

"and i have a name now, not just the hobbit. they call me frodo."

"so good to see you 2 now, my friends."

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In the next episode yoda, team alpha and team bravo will storm the palace, so stay tuned!!