episode 5

yoda was crouched in a corner, waiting for his next move. his quick movements have allowed him to penetrate a sector of this castle where no intruder had gone before. he advanced again, then felt a force holding him back. using his own force he broke the hold, did 3 flips in the air, turned around and landed. when he saw the purple lightsaber in front of him he knew what had happened. mace windu, a.k.a. the gorilla holding up the big screen at cine, had crossed over to the dark side. he had to take down his former ally no matter what. he could feel the dark side emanating from MW.

he started sprinting towards MW and at the last minute side-stepped to the right and drew his lightsaber and swung it. MW parried the blow but had to take 2 steps backwards to prevent himself from falling down. upon regaining his posture he had to fend off 5 alternate left and right blows from yoda. MW adpoted a defensive posture and stared at yoda, eyes black with hate from the dark side.

"the emperor sends his regards"

"too bad you will not live to send mine back to him"

yoda rolled on the floor toward MW, stopping before him and landed in a crouching position, thrusting the lightsaber towards MW's torso. MW took a quick step backwards, evading the blow, but his overhanging belly was burnt off. yoda stifled a laugh, took a leap in the air and rained blows over MW's head. MW's training was really put to the test and though he managed to defend himself, he was wearying. panting, he turned to yoda and tried to say something. yoda stepped closer to listen, and all of a sudden MW unleashed force lightning on yoda, but the force was too strong in the old master, and he turned the lightning away, then proceeded to attack MW furiously. MW grew slower and slower as yoda's attacks increased with power. suddenly, MW collasped to the floor. holding his right elbow and realising he only had a stump left for his right arm, he threw a smoke grenade and retreated. yoda, escaping from the fumes, couldn't pursue his opponent.

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Hearing the commotion, girlfriend stealer could not take the fear anymore and bolted out of the room. unfortunately, he choose a room in a obscure part of the castle to evade the crown prince, and it happened team alpha, consisting of scribbler, was there. the scribbler confronted the girlfriend stealer, drawing his weapon of choice, the pencil. girlfriend stealer laughed out loud at scribbler.

"don't laugh now jay, i am taking you hostage"

"rubbish scribbler, come take me if you can. you have never been a match for me"

"come now jay, and i won't show the crown prince this tape i took of you and playgirl."

the girlfriend stealer appeared to surrender to scribbler, but when scribbler drew near girlfriend stealer tackled him onto the floor and grabbled him into a hold.

"watch out jay, the rest of team alpha is coming now."

at that moment seven panels of glass broke and seven harleys pulled up into the corridor. eminem stepped of his bike and walked towards girlfriend stealer, motioned to the rest of his crew and walked off. D12 grabbed girlfriend stealer and tied him up in a sack, and all of them rode off, scribbler riding pillion with eminem.

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team bravo's mission was to steal the crown jewels. they knew it was in the crown prince's bedroom as he had been showing them off the playgirl. they radioed ydpa, telling him to activate the operation.

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ydpa stood up in the hall and called out to the crown prince, who just arrived back with his precious playgirl in hand. the crown prince was truly delighted to see an old friend and called everyone to stay and party on through the night.

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egg took the block charge and stuck it to the handle of the door to blow the lock down. he was the weapons expert of the strike team.

when the door fell, team bravo could not believe what they saw. the jewels were thrown all over the bed. the sultan motioned to beehoon to grab the crown, moved out to the corridor to look out. a short while later he gave the signal, and egg ran out of the room and opened a window. beehoon followed and exited the castle from the window first, followed by the sultan and egg. they made their way carefully to the rear end of the castle where jersey was waiting for them. when team bravo and yoda reached all off them climbed over the wall and got into the van, and they radioed ydpa again. veg head drove the van to the gates again, and ydpa got in after leaving the party.

meeting up at a pre-planned RV with D12 and scribbler, the victorious strike team drove off to celebrate their victory.