stop that right now

this is in no way targeted to anyone.

things i love to hear not. things i love to hear pause not. things i love to hear, pause, pause, NOT!

ok the real title:

things people say that completely turn me off and make me cringe

1. telling me how rich your friends are

2. telling me how cool you think you are

3. telling me how much you care for me, or how much i'm your brother, or how good friends we are, when you behave the other way

4. telling me you know me so well you know what's best for me (even i don't know myself)

5. telling me how cool your new friends think you are (whether that's really the case or not)

6. telling me how cool your new friends are

7. telling me how good you are or think you are when we both know that isn't the case

8. telling me that we'll go out next time when you don't mean it at all

you know what? i don't really care. i care about more important things. like ideas, and funny things. not things you think pads up my impression of you. if im sitting at a coffee/dinner table with you chances are nothing of the above will make me think better of you because i already know you well and such superficial things are of no relevance to our friendship. so if you want to continue talking about all these, well, just GET OUT!