there's no noodles here boys

a few weeks back gab weian and i went to have breakfast at a cafe near the market in the morning. while we were looking at the menu on the glass window outside the cafe, this local said to us there's no noodles here boys. so i told him yeah there is pasta, and he repeated his line that there's no noodles here boys.

what an uneducated, senile asshole. what a lousy joke.

doesn't he know that so many of us asians who are not in our country are global citizen, and can eat more types of dishes than he has ever seen in his entire life.

i've eaten fish eyes, duck brains, duck's blood, pigs blood rice cake, liver, gizzard, stomach, small and large intestines, asses, raw oysters, raw fish, raw beef, fermented beancurd, and there's something i can can't that you'll throw up smelling: durian!

so take ur noodles and shuff it up ur ass, asshole.